08:02

SFO-IAD red-eye, then starting a #newjob on Tuesday!

13:07

Quote of the day from @bryanpatterson "I was dreaming that I was getting some porridge."

02:11

Politicians are notoriously unreliable as ethicists.

18:15

RT @Water: The price to air a Super Bowl ad ($3.5M) would pay for 140,000 people to get @water for life [t.co]

16:48

Recent Surge in Headline Buzzword Baffles Blogger @georgekroner

16:48

They better! I'm late to the party and just ordered mine. Thanks for the reminder. Will need to get it autographed soon! @jbpaoletti

13:56

How do I get a response from @DCDPW ?

16:40

Still waiting for followup. I can send you a photo if you want, just say who to send it to and where. @DCDPW

02:22

Had very unpleasant confrontation with a foul-mouthed Meter Operations employee. What's the process for reporting his conduct? @dcdpw

14:55

Showing up for a work meeting in style. Just cuz I can. @Uber_DC

03:13

Remember folks, this is not intended to be an intelligent discussion. It's just for entertainment. #nhdebate

11:18

Google's BigQuery service challenges analytics industry [t.co]

23:18

It'll be okay.

02:01

In addition to 'Do a Barrel Roll' try typing 'Rickroll me' into Google and click the first link. Awesome trick!

06:25

Stewie Just Said That!

21:55

I'm at Golden Gate Bridge w/ @bryanpatterson [t.co]

23:07

Awesomeness. (@ Googleplex w/ 6 others) [t.co]

03:52

I'm at Mission Cheese (736 Valencia, at 18th St, San Francisco) [t.co]

22:49

Quoting @bryanpatterson on seeing a shirtless runner: "Oh wow, that guy is really skinny. He needs to stop running and eat a bagel."

22:49

Looking forward to dining at Chez @EricFidler tonight with @bryanpatterson !

03:15

That drive from CLT to BWI felt much longer than it was.

00:07

I'm at Arby's (910 Greenville Ave, Staunton) [t.co]

19:48

I'm at North Carolina / Virginia Border (I-77, Crooked Oak) w/ 2 others [t.co]

04:47

I'm at Marigny Dance Club (1440 South Tryon St., Winnifred St, Charlotte) w/ 4 others [t.co]

05:24

I'm at Hooters (9807 South Blvd, Charlotte) [t.co]

03:25

Picking up Bryan (@ Charlotte Douglas International Airport (CLT) w/ 49 others) [t.co]

04:29

I'm at Aloft Richmond West (3939 Duckling Dr, at W Broad St, Glen Allen) [t.co]

19:04

Another Aftershock Shakes Northern Virginia - Ballston-Virginia Square, [t.co]

00:02

Let's hope that's all... [t.co]

21:34

OK, well I can check off experiencing an #earthquake from my to do list now. I hope that's the end of it!

03:28

I'm at Cape May-Lewes Ferry Terminal (Lewes) (43 Cape Henlopen Drive, Lewes) w/ 3 others [t.co]

06:08

Horrendous. [amzn.com](s) #Kindle

21:18

Latest Streaming Challenger to Netflix: Walmart [t.co] via @reuters

06:27

Social media is a very popular topic in social media. It seems to be the main topic in fact. Reminds me of a pyramid scheme.

21:49

I'm at Aloft Winchester (1055 Millwood Pike Rt. 50 East, Winchester) [4sq.com](s)

06:44

Wonders when "seriously??" became such a popular way to express contempt.

08:42

Knowledge cannot be transferred, but it can be educed.

23:34

And you're not! (@ Cuba Libre) [4sq.com](s)

06:11

What do lovers talk about when they talk about philosophy? [t.co]

14:39

Jury Duty (@ DC Superior Court) [4sq.com](s)

21:48

I'm at Monroe Residence (Woodberry Street, University Park) [4sq.com](s)

22:50

I'm at The Westin Reston Heights (11750 Sunrise Valley Dr, Reston Pkwy, Reston) [4sq.com](s)

17:37

Please pardon my principled courage if it gets in the way. It's part of the package. This is the last apology I'll issue for it. #fb

20:21

I'm at 2 Amys w/ @bryanpatterson [4sq.com](s)

01:19

#50radio #NowPlaying 5-0 Radio app (Tromsø County Police Dispatch) rr://8263

23:22

I'm at Express (6910 Fayetteville Road, in Southpoint Mall, Durham) [4sq.com](s)

00:48

I'm at Dickey's Barbecue Pit (5318 New Hope Commons Drive, Durham) [4sq.com](s)

01:38

I'm at Aloft Chapel Hill (1001 South Hamilton Road, Chapel Hill) [4sq.com](s)

21:08

I'm at Renaissance Marriott Hotel (4100 Main at North Hills Street, North Hills, Raleigh) [4sq.com](s)

04:09

I'm at Sheraton Imperial Hotel & Convention Center (4700 Emperor Boulevard, Durham) [4sq.com](s)